things i am learning slowly.

lanadelreyn-a: That’s how you walk when you know you’re...

Sun, 17 Mar 2013 10:44:09 -0600

lanadelreyn-a:

That’s how you walk when you know you’re bad.

sexycani

Sun, 17 Mar 2013 09:22:11 -0600

sexycani

nevver: Resist

Sun, 17 Mar 2013 01:01:16 -0600

nevver:

Resist

rabioheab: a dystopian future where the only form of communication is the seinfeld bassline

Fri, 15 Mar 2013 18:15:22 -0600

rabioheab:

a dystopian future where the only form of communication is the seinfeld bassline

which is why i had ice cream for breakfast yesterday.thank you,...

Fri, 15 Mar 2013 16:51:21 -0600

which is why i had ice cream for breakfast yesterday.

thank you, michael.

nothin’ like scrolling through your facebook feed to make you realize how awesome it is to NOT...

Fri, 15 Mar 2013 00:04:00 -0600

nothin’ like scrolling through your facebook feed to make you realize how awesome it is to NOT have a kid.

drunk on a thursday, hollaaaaaaa

"And when they make love they’re no more together than when they’re arguing. That is the..."

Mon, 11 Mar 2013 22:00:22 -0600

“And when they make love they’re
no more together than when they’re
arguing. That is the loneliness
of it. We are none of us ever really
together.”

- Sarah Riggs, Autobiography of Envelopes

The original character descriptions of Friends “A...

Wed, 06 Mar 2013 09:22:10 -0700

The original character descriptions of Friends

“A paleontologist. Not that it matters.”

you’re allowed to contradict yourself you’re allowed to seek attention or approval you’re allowed...

Tue, 05 Mar 2013 22:39:23 -0700

you’re allowed to contradict yourself

you’re allowed to seek attention or approval

you’re allowed to complain about something that’s bothering you

you’re allowed to express negative opinions

you’re allowed to be an ass sometimes

you’re allowed to talk about yourself

you’re allowed to fuck up

"Was Beyoncé attractive, sexy even? To be sure. But more than anything, she was powerful. Few things..."

Tue, 05 Feb 2013 16:31:27 -0700

“Was Beyoncé attractive, sexy even? To be sure. But more than anything, she was powerful. Few things are more threatening to a male audience than a beautiful, powerful woman who doesn’t need a man, or even a male gaze.
Perhaps folk didn’t consciously notice there wasn’t a single male performer on stage. But for those few minutes, there were no male voices and no male bodies in control, only women who refused to be owned. And it wasn’t women just dancing up there, though the cameras largely focused on that. The women onstage were creating, everything. They appropriated traditional male images and transformed them female ones — not women just imitating men. They were claiming roles and instruments traditionally held by men: the horns and saxophones, the pyrotechnic guitar solo.
They were fierce, but refused to be masculinized or objectified.”

- A Defiant Dance of Power, Not Sex: Beyoncé, the Super Bowl and Durga by David Henson (via ceedling)

The dudes I was watching the halftime show were mostly blown away except for one asshole: “She’s married to JAY-Z. Why wouldn’t she feature him in the show?!” Uh, because she’s the sexiest motherfucker on the planet and Jay-Z wouldn’t do anything except be the “show-stopping” guest star? Bravo, Beyonce.

Richard III officially announced as "1485 Hide and Seek Champion"

Mon, 04 Feb 2013 17:32:56 -0700

grahhhh i am the hangover monster

Sat, 02 Feb 2013 11:46:49 -0700

grahhhh

i am the hangover monster

"Poetry is a naked woman, a naked man, and the distance between them."

Fri, 01 Feb 2013 20:16:43 -0700

“Poetry is a naked woman, a naked man, and the distance between them.”

- Lawrence Ferlinghetti, Poetry as Insurgent Art (via spiritual-shanti)

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Fri, 01 Feb 2013 17:33:07 -0700

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Tue, 29 Jan 2013 09:22:05 -0700

“Tire Swing” by Kimya DawsonI took the Polaroid down in my...

Mon, 28 Jan 2013 21:38:24 -0700

“Tire Swing” by Kimya Dawson

I took the Polaroid down in my room.
I’m pretty sure you have a new girlfriend.
It’s not as if I don’t like you,
It just makes me sad whenever I see it.

‘Cause I like to be gone most of the time,
And you like to be home most of the time.
If I stay in one place, I lose my mind.
I’m a pretty impossible lady to be with.

Joey never met a bike that he didn’t want to ride,
And I never met a Toby that I didn’t like.
Scottie liked all of the books that I recommended.
Even if he didn’t, I wouldn’t be offended.

I had a dream that I had to drive to Madison
To deliver a painting, for some silly reason.
I took a wrong turn and ended up in Michigan.
Paul Baribeau took me to a giant tire swing.

He gave me a push and he started singing.
I sang along while I was swinging.
The sound of our voices made us forget everything
That had ever hurt our feelings.

Joey never met a bike that he didn’t want to ride,
And I never met a Toby that I didn’t like.
Scottie liked all of the books that I recommended.
Even if he didn’t, I wouldn’t be offended.

Now I’m home for less than 24 hours.
That’s hardly time to take a shower,
Hug my family, and take your picture off the wall,
Check my email, write a song, and make a few phone calls

Before it’s time to leave again.
I’ve got one hand on the steering wheel,
One waving out the window.
If I’m a spinster for the rest of my life,
My arms will keep me warm on cold and lonely nights.

Joey never met a bike that he didn’t want to ride,
And I never met a Toby that I didn’t like.
Scottie liked all of the books that I recommended.
Even if he didn’t, I wouldn’t be offended.

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Mon, 28 Jan 2013 20:16:44 -0700

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Mon, 28 Jan 2013 18:54:56 -0700

vagisodium: gossipgran: do guys put their penises in bagels do you put breadsticks in your...

Mon, 28 Jan 2013 17:33:12 -0700

vagisodium:

gossipgran:

do guys put their penises in bagels

do you put breadsticks in your vagina

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Mon, 28 Jan 2013 10:44:08 -0700